Not restricted by time

Matt Drag 2

Drag Matt?

Matt 2

Old School

I am currently level 100 in fighting, maxed out in harvesting and making. I also have more minions than I know what to do with (thank you for the donations!). I'm pretty much superman, except instead of mild-mannered, my alterego is another, stronger, superhero. Also, we both wear glasses. Some say that I have been playing since the dawn of time, when Batty pulled me up out of the muck and filth of everyday existence to lead the players of Facebook MMOs to a new virtual age of gaming. Others say November, but whatever.

Matt Drag 1

Drag and zombies??? kinda weird dude

What fighting skills do you have? and which do you like the best, and which don't really stack-up?

I have all of them. Every skill is beautiful, like a precious bejewelled egg laid by a unicorn on a bed made of gossamer strands of moonlight. I hope that you are treating them like they deserve. My current favorite does 800,000,000 damage to all the enemies on the current map. I'm surprised I don't see people using it more often.

What is your favorite mission or quest, and how do you play it?

My favorite mission is called "Ad Nauseum" and it involves answering the same question over and over with the secret password: "Soon." Every time I "win" it, I actually lose experience, so it's more of an anti-mission, I suppose.

What Type of making skills do you use the most? What do you enjoy about making?

My most recent "making" involved using an arcane series of little-known runes called "letters" and an unspeakable ritual called "writing" to "write" a ton of new minion missions! Enjoy, well, that's a whole different story...

If you could get Matt Ohai to make one change to the game what would it be?

If I could talk to Matt Ohai, I would say "Dear Me! Fix all the problems. Love, Me!" I'm a slave driver to me, but at least I know what I like to hear. Also there would be a channel just for vaguely hinting at things and mad laughter.

Any words of wisdom for the other players out there?

Check out the blog, for one! But also, TALK to each other. You could all gain so much by asking each other for some tips on how to do something, where to find the best items, strategies for beating various missions, etc. We've got a great group of players out there and most of them would love to help!

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